Apartamenty Księżycowe SPA Wenus i Mars

HOTEL OVERVIEW

You know what struck me first about Apartamenty Księżycowe SPA? The name – it literally means “Moon Apartments SPA Venus and Mars” which sounds like something out of a sci-fi movie, but honestly, it kind of fits once you’re there. This place sits up in Oberconiówka, which is actually perfect if you want that mountain vibe without being right in the chaos of Zakopane’s main strip. I mean, you’re still close enough to walk down to Krupówki Street when you want pierogi and live music, but far enough up the hill that you can actually hear yourself think (and sleep without drunk tourists singing Polish folk songs at 2 AM).

The apartments themselves are surprisingly spacious – I was expecting typical cramped European accommodations, but these feel more like actual homes than hotel rooms. The spa facilities are what really make this place though. After spending a day hiking in the Tatras, that hot tub hits differently, you know? The whole Venus and Mars theme plays out in the decor without being too cheesy about it – think celestial touches rather than full-on planetarium vibes. What I really appreciated was how quiet it stays here, even during peak season. There’s something about the location that just filters out the noise from the valley below. The parking situation is actually decent too, which anyone who’s tried to find a spot near the center of Zakopane will appreciate – it’s one of those small details that makes a huge difference when you’re hauling ski gear or hiking boots.

The 9-star rating makes sense once you factor in the price point and what you’re getting. Look, this isn’t the Grand Hotel or anything fancy like that, but for a 3-star place, they’re really doing things right. The staff actually knows the area well – they gave me solid recommendations for trails that weren’t completely packed with tour groups, and steered me toward this little oscypek vendor that locals actually go to instead of the tourist traps. I’d say the sweet spot for staying here is either late spring when the mountain flowers are blooming, or early winter when the Christmas markets are up but the ski crowds haven’t fully descended yet. The SPA gets busier in the evenings, so if you want it more to yourself, try the afternoon slots. Honestly, after bouncing around various places in the Podhale region, this felt like one of those finds you want to keep to yourself – comfortable, well-located, and run by people who actually care about what they’re doing.