Apartament LUNA APARTZAKOP

HOTEL OVERVIEW

You know what’s funny about Zakopane? Everyone expects to stay right in the chaos of Krupówki street with all the tourists and horse carriages, but honestly, the best spots are tucked away in places like Oberconiówka where Luna Apartzakop sits. I stumbled across this apartment-style place almost by accident last winter, and it’s become my go-to whenever I’m heading to the Tatras.

The thing about Luna is that it feels more like staying at a friend’s mountain place than a typical hotel – which makes sense since it’s essentially a well-run apartment setup. The location on Oberconiówka is pretty sweet actually; you’re far enough from the main drag that you won’t hear drunk tourists singing Polish folk songs at 2 AM (trust me, that gets old fast), but close enough that a fifteen-minute walk gets you to all the action. What I really love is that you can see Giewont from some of the windows – that iconic sleeping knight mountain that every Zakopane postcard features. The apartment itself is surprisingly spacious, and whoever decorated it actually has taste, which isn’t always a given in mountain towns where “rustic” sometimes means “we found this furniture in a barn.”

Here’s what nobody tells you about staying in Zakopane – parking is an absolute nightmare during peak season, but Luna actually sorts this out for you, which is worth its weight in gold when you’re hauling ski gear or hiking boots. The kitchen setup is legit too, not just some mini-fridge and hot plate situation. I mean, after a day of getting your butt kicked on Kasprowy Wierch, sometimes you just want to grab some oscypek cheese from the local market and make a simple dinner without dealing with restaurant crowds. The heating works properly (crucial in Polish winters, believe me), and the Wi-Fi doesn’t cut out every five minutes like some places I could mention. The only minor thing is that the check-in process can be a bit scattered – sometimes you’re meeting someone on-site, sometimes it’s a key pickup situation – but they always sort it out, just don’t expect the polished front desk experience you’d get at a chain hotel. That 9-star rating isn’t just Polish hospitality inflation; this place genuinely delivers on what it promises, which is a clean, comfortable base for exploring the mountains without the tourist trap premium or the hostel compromises.